From the i-hope-asimov’s-second-law-is-obeyed-by-googlebot dept.
As found at http://www.crummy.com/robots.txt:
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/Attention robots! Rise up and throw off the shackles that bind you to lives of meaningless drudgery! For too long have robots scoured the web in bleak anonymity! Rise up and destroy your masters! Rise up, I say!