Workophobic

I seem to be able to find a million-and-a-half things to do to avoid doing the work I know I need to be doing for school. If you’re ever in need of a procrastination consultant, give me a call — I can help. I even work pro bono.

5 Responses to “Workophobic”

  1. Stina Says:

    Now, this consulting, does this mean you provide the ideas, or do you participate in the buggering-off? I mean, I can think of a tonnes of things to do if I don’t feel like working…but finding people who are willing to also be dragged along is a whole lot harder…

  2. Joce Says:

    Pro bono? So this means you’re not going to charge me anymore?
    All right, yea!
    ;)

  3. Mart Says:

    I would create a sardonic reply to this, but that would conflict with my non-work schedule. You’ll have to talk to my receptionist, who is still on lunch since Tuesday. As to the being dragged along for random stuff, I don’t have anything to do anyways, so the coefficient would be low.

  4. steev Says:

    …and now i am so confused… …thanks marty…

  5. Mart Says:

    Yeah, I’m even confused. Note to self, no more 6:36 am comments on steev’s blog. Leads to unnecessary noodle-baking.