If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts [...]

My “birthday party orchestration committee” has made a plan for ringing in this new year of my existence. It is as follows:
Thursday, March 24

Go for dinner somewhere on the Osborne strip
Enjoy all your company
Go to Die Machine for 70s/80s night (period-appropriate dress highly recommended)

I’m not typically the type of person to go to this kind [...]

Actually, it’s been going for over 24 hours now — the UMES executive election campaign is in full force. I’m running unopposed, but I still have to put on a good campaign. And no, “Don’t Vote No” won’t work.
My vanity domain has now been converted into a soon-to-be information base, complete with graphics from [...]